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Being Unemployed and Homeless: Kate's unlucky day......

Friday, July 14, 2006

Kate's unlucky day......

I thought I'd share this little story with you all......

There once was a girl called Kate who was on her way to work, listening to music quietly going about her business. She got off the train and was walking through an underpass when all of a sudden out of nowhere a bird flew into Kates head! The screams of ooooh, aaarghhh, and hehehehe from passers by and Kate herself were heard by people all around. Thankfully the contact between the bird and Kate was minimal, both were unharmed and the bird is still flying today.

Kate arrived at work, gulped down some water to calm herself, and then naturally needed the toilet. As Kate reached for the toilet roll from the large hospital dispenser it proceeded to fall open and bash her on the nose! Thus providing the second comical moment of the morning. Luckily there was no bruise.

The rest of the day passed uneventfully, and Kate returned home to tell her housemates of her eventful morning. The story of the bird brought a strange and unexpected repsonse from Andy one of the said housemates.

Kate says:
"....and this bird flew into my head!"


Andy replies:
"Thats weird, birds are normally pretty good at flying aren't they?"


Everyone in the room:
"Fits of laughter."

And so ends our story.

Maybe its not so funny unless you were there (or know Andy) but at the moment we haven't got much else to write about so I thought I'd let you know about Kates 'being Mr Bean' day. Check back soon for more where that came from......

1 Comments:

Anonymous said...

The story continues...

The bird went home and told his nest mates. One of the nest mates said,'No wonder they have this thing call Tom Tom"

7:23 AM, July 15, 2006

 

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